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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56286) - you deserved it (6671)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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