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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5364
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I admittd to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend . She seemd to handle it well, buthen my boyfriend came over, she condemnd him to hell in between asking himhat he would like to have fir dinner . fat FML

#13019644
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT THE MAN WHO CUMMED INTO WORK YESTERDAY , THE MAN WHO TRIED TO GROPE ME FROM OVER THE COUNTER , THE ONE WHO SPAT HIS DRINK IN MY FACE , THE ONE WHO KICKED ME IN THE SHINS WHEN HE DIDN'T LYK THE WAY HIS FOOD TASTED , IS A REGULAR AND I CAN EXPECT HIM THREE TIMES A WEEK!! FML

#13019582
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29040) - you deserved it (2140)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:52pm - work - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT THE MAN WHO CUMMED INTO WORK YESTERDAY , THE MAN WHO TRIED TO GROPE ME FROM OVER THE COUNTER , THE ONE WHO SPAT HIS DRINK IN MY FACE , THE ONE WHO KICKED ME IN THE SHINS WHEN HE DIDN'T LYK THE WAY HIS FOOD TASTED , IS A REGULAR AND I CAN EXPECT HIM THREE TIMES A WEEK!! FML

#13019582
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29040) - you deserved it (2140)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:52pm - work - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today , I learnd that my apartment's walls are thin enough fir my nieghbors to hear my vibrator !! I've livd in this apartment fir three years !! I've been single and horny fir all of them !! FML

#12872328
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28532) - you deserved it (13024)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

I FOUND OUT THAT WHENEVER MY BEST FRIEND USD TO SAY SHE WANTD TO DO MY DAD, SHE WASN'T KIDDING. SHE ACCOMPLISHD HER MISSION IN MY BD AFTER SCHOOL. FML

#12851592
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53435) - you deserved it (4173)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on mah mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37584) - you deserved it (3899)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bd yet. As I ran to the bathroomhile half asleep and in the dark, I rammd into the wall. On way back to bd, I trippd and accidentally slappd fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

#10804191
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26333) - you deserved it (4509)

On 05/27/2010 at 6:50pm - misc - by Fark (woman) - United Kingdom (Cumbria)

Today... I was on bad on top of boyfriand whan I lost balanca an fall. My fathar walkad in tha door to saa what tha noisa was. I don't know what is mora ambarrassing... fathar walking in... or him walking in saying "Thats an axpansiva bad." FML

#10706992
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23708) - you deserved it (9505)

On 05/23/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by EmbarrassedDaughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom 4 the first time . She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms an says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." mega FML

#8875479
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25243) - you deserved it (4106)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into room an jump me in bd . Too bad thathen she jumpd, one of her knees landd on crotch . I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning . FML

#8805892
59 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah two yaar old dacidad to run out tha front door alona. I ran aftar him, trippad ovar tha bottom of mah jaans, fall onto tha sidawalk an scrapad up both mah hands an knaas. My naighbors just watchad. FML

#8772843
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20361) - you deserved it (3857)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:21pm - kids - by kansasgirl (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE PHYSICIAN TO CHECK MY REAR BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING. MY USUAL DOCTOR WASN'T AVAILABLE, SO HE WAS REPLACED BY A GORGEOU WOMAN WITH BIG CLEAVAGE. WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS, SHE SAW THAT I HAD A HUGE HARD ON. FML

#8726872
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14197) - you deserved it (17485)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)



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