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calvo_07
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, Jamaica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 April 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About calvo_07 : What you wanna know about me, I'm Bob Marley

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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)



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