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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About calvo_07 : What you wanna know about me, I'm Bob Marley

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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


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