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callmeave

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (405483) - you deserved it (90343)

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