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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 261
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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (421653) - you deserved it (97030)

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