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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About calliet145 : Witty. Sarcastic. Blunt. I speak my mind...if you think that's me being a bitch, that's your problem :) I don't lie just to avoid offending someone.

If you message me, don't be a boring nitwit. To be honest, I really don't care how you are or what you're doing, and I doubt you actually care about those things with me either, so don't waste your time asking. If you don't have anything interesting/stimulating/worthwhile to say, do us both a favor and save your finger energy by not messaging me. :)

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Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML


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On 02/02/2013 at 9:53am - work - by fuckedbyretail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML


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On 01/13/2013 at 1:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML


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On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic

Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML


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On 01/10/2013 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Amy (woman) - United States

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML


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On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML


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On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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