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About calliet145 : Witty. Sarcastic. Blunt. I speak my mind...if you think that's me being a bitch, that's your problem :) I don't lie just to avoid offending someone.
If you message me, don't be a boring nitwit. To be honest, I really don't care how you are or what you're doing, and I doubt you actually care about those things with me either, so don't waste your time asking. If you don't have anything interesting/stimulating/worthwhile to say, do us both a favor and save your finger energy by not messaging me. :)
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Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML
Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015