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Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 12:49am - love - by WTF? (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML


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On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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