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Today , I asked mah grlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone!! She said , "Yes!! You." an looool walked off!! FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 12:49am - love - by WTF? (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I REALISD THAT I CAN TELL 6 CATS APART BY THE SOUND OF THERE PAWS ON THE CARPET. I THINK I NED FRIENDS. FML

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On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held mah cat above mah head Lion King style !! The hieght must have made him nervous, because he shat on mah head !! FML

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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