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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2880
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46831) - you deserved it (8749)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by yeah... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML


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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML


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