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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

#2236
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I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (1826)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by yeah... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21811) - you deserved it (2779)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version



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