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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I was looking at my recommendation on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon think I need to get laid. They're right.

#1297315
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62283) - you deserved it (8454)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my son's soccer game . I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face . I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night . His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." mega FML

#1230911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92930) - you deserved it (17385)

On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, was birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all birthday wishes at once. When I loggd on at the end of the day I had one notification. My ( friend ) had commentd on a picture of me, saying I lookd lyk jabba the hut. FML

#1225689
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70520) - you deserved it (8798)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was talking to boyfriend and he brushed hair out of eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." real FML

#780789
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56199) - you deserved it (5336)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing wit my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. Se suddenly turns to me and asks: "How come your tits r so small wen you ave suc a big belly?" FML

#677101
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69152) - you deserved it (10772)

On 03/29/2009 at 8:32am - kids - by Chubs (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, Is My 16th Birthday. Thinking That My Parents Would Be Out Of Town For It Like They Had Every Other Year, I Decided It Would Be Fun To Tan Nude In My Backyard. Apparantly My Parents Set Up A Surprise Party For My Sweet 16. I Was Standing Naked Infront Of Half My School.

#385817
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114641) - you deserved it (43133)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting looool arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, mah 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom hered and looked immediately at me . FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65246) - you deserved it (3740)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm playing basketball with mah little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he hered that word, he respondd with "Daddy calls you that when you're around." FML

#112335
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145258) - you deserved it (11881)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someoneho is hiding something." WTF? mega FML

#98497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81795) - you deserved it (6259)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I complimented mah mom with "Hey, I think u lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think u looool found it." fat FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44202) - you deserved it (6262)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted this grl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time u texted me. So how are you?" mega FML

#38126
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40436) - you deserved it (3600)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today , I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying , the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

#13491
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25188) - you deserved it (2971)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was ( so do you want to keep the mullet? ). What mullet?! FML

#3797
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18045) - you deserved it (4303)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

TODAY... I DANCED WITH A GRL UNTIL THE BAR CLOSED. WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE. SHE HAD A PENIS. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48895) - you deserved it (9087)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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