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caligurls
  • Town/Country : Rocklin, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 374
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About caligurls : i love fml!! rofl:D

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Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

#6804648 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (15446) - you deserved it (6606)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by WhoaThere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML

#3855334 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (58070) - you deserved it (5757)

On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when this small boy starts looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kids face look like that"? He said it so loud 3 tables next to us turned and looked. FML

#330235 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (39863) - you deserved it (2147)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:46pm - kids - by maximumpower (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

#112701 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (29449)

On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)