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Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51953) - you deserved it (3271)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (211506) - you deserved it (35123)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)



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