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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 98
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cale10 : I like to fly rc planes.

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Visits<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 9:20am

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Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59779) - you deserved it (5872)

On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

#20818422
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59779) - you deserved it (5872)

On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

#20818422
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59779) - you deserved it (5872)

On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48409) - you deserved it (10815)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67409) - you deserved it (3830)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)



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