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cakingjr
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 January 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 970
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cakingjr : My life isn't really that fucked, but I think it's funny to read about how bad it gets for people with bad grammar and spelling.

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Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10610) - you deserved it (47561)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62482) - you deserved it (116348)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

#658830
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97601) - you deserved it (9250)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162361) - you deserved it (22107)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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650 comments

I agree, your life sucks (649477) - you deserved it (11926)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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