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Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML
by I_AM_READING / 10/14/2014 at 3:15am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a restaurant manager, I had a large party of difficult guests. They sat in their private room they'd reserved for three-and-a-half hours, then caused a huge scene when it was time to pay. One guy even ran at me like he was going to hit me. FML
by stressed / 10/12/2014 at 2:40am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm / United States / Kids
Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML
by theseguysarewhipped... / 10/06/2014 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by FML / 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
by tw@ / 09/28/2014 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2014 at 11:03am / United States (Washington) / Love
by camerashyguy / 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by failingdaily / 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Geek
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by germophobe / 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health