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Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML
by I_AM_READING / 10/14/2014 at 3:15am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a restaurant manager, I had a large party of difficult guests. They sat in their private room they'd reserved for three-and-a-half hours, then caused a huge scene when it was time to pay. One guy even ran at me like he was going to hit me. FML
by stressed / 10/12/2014 at 2:40am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm / United States / Kids
Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML
by theseguysarewhipped... / 10/06/2014 at 11:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by FML / 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
by tw@ / 09/28/2014 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2014 at 11:03am / United States (Washington) / Love
by camerashyguy / 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by failingdaily / 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Geek
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by germophobe / 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…