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Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML
by drop dead single / 11/22/2014 at 8:44am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm / United States / Work
by CCrew42 / 11/20/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by oops / 11/19/2014 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by ugh / 11/11/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2014 at 3:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by ItGirl / 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm / Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 4:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by not drunk / 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Health
by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML
by JenniferMay / 10/14/2014 at 6:35am / United Kingdom / Work
- Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would… Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about… Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm.…