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Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
by je suis christy / 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by awkwardpineapples / 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Lily_Rain77 / 01/07/2015 at 7:52pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Unknown / 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by I warned him / 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
by LonelyGuy / 12/15/2014 at 6:59am / Australia / Love
by lonesome / 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
by .__. / 12/07/2014 at 3:10am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML
by quickit / 12/05/2014 at 12:14pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML
by WTF / 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
by ohwell / 11/24/2014 at 8:44am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!"… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me…