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cakecastle

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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3640
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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cakecastle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31494) - you deserved it (3414)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34343) - you deserved it (4126)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML

#21361075
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28219) - you deserved it (6729)

On 02/22/2015 at 1:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21003) - you deserved it (36289)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a model I've been working on for an art competition was declined. They thought I was being insensitive and "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML

#21357798
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29701) - you deserved it (2809)

On 02/17/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by Swatted - United States (Nevada)

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

#21357563
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15921) - you deserved it (36403)

On 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my manager accused me of stealing $20. I didn't do it, but since she said she was going to call the cops, I gave her some of my own money. She still called the cops. FML

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36160) - you deserved it (3458)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running and screaming. One of them stopped right beside me, turned to face me, and threw up in my lap. FML

#21350906
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33901) - you deserved it (2376)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm - health - by alostr1 - United States

Today, in the middle of my haircut, the hairdresser went into labor. They never finished cutting it. FML

#21347835
78 comments

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33015) - you deserved it (4221)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40027) - you deserved it (4303)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML

#21341383
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30817) - you deserved it (3836)

On 01/21/2015 at 12:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32953) - you deserved it (4803)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

#21334630
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (2380)

On 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm - work - by sadlrana121 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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