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by mszoe / 03/01/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Fuck / 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 1:52pm / Malta / Health
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, a model I've been working on for an art competition was declined. They thought I was being insensitive and "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML
by Swatted / 02/17/2015 at 1:39am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Epic_failz / 02/10/2015 at 10:53am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by alostr1 / 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm / United States / Health
by TheTacoMan / 02/01/2015 at 4:12pm / Miscellaneous
by FuckfaceSteve / 02/01/2015 at 9:59am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids
Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
by sadlrana121 / 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…