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by mszoe / 03/01/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Fuck / 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 1:52pm / Malta / Health
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, a model I've been working on for an art competition was declined. They thought I was being insensitive and "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML
by Swatted / 02/17/2015 at 1:39am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Epic_failz / 02/10/2015 at 10:53am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by alostr1 / 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm / United States / Health
by TheTacoMan / 02/01/2015 at 4:12pm / Miscellaneous
by FuckfaceSteve / 02/01/2015 at 9:59am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids
Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
by sadlrana121 / 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…