About cakecastle : Stay fabulous.
cakecastle's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
cakecastle's favorite FMLs
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 11:02am / United States / Health
by Blonde / 03/10/2015 at 11:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
by Daughter of the year / 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous
by TooMuchAnxiety / 03/10/2015 at 4:03am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by nohobo / 03/09/2015 at 5:22pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous
by generic_name123 / 03/09/2015 at 9:55am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
by why they bomb / 03/09/2015 at 2:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister and I went to visit my grandma. She looked at my sister and said, "You are just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML
by Becca34 / 03/06/2015 at 9:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Why? / 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
by miewann / 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML
by definatelynotamurderer / 03/03/2015 at 9:01am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by dontplaywithmyfeelings / 03/02/2015 at 8:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by teapotrevolt / 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
by love and tolerape, apparently / 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm / India (Jharkhand) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…