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cakecastle

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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4339
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cakecastle : Stay fabulous.

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cakecastle's favorite FMLs

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

by whoops / 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm / Taiwan / Holidays

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML

by SiaJoy / 07/07/2015 at 2:00am / United States (Maine) / Work

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Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

by BlazefireSaber / 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

by bbcgj / 07/04/2015 at 5:30am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

by It's CSI Miami / 06/24/2015 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

by oh no / 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

by HttpsHaileyy / 06/15/2015 at 4:02pm / United States / Kids

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

by sorrystupid / 06/02/2015 at 3:42am / United States / Money

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

by stilljobless / 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

by Forever alone / 05/01/2015 at 10:24am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML

by Winxy / 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Kids