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Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML
by whoops / 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm / Taiwan / Holidays
Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML
by SiaJoy / 07/07/2015 at 2:00am / United States (Maine) / Work
by BlazefireSaber / 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by bbcgj / 07/04/2015 at 5:30am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
by It's CSI Miami / 06/24/2015 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML
by oh no / 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Health
by HttpsHaileyy / 06/15/2015 at 4:02pm / United States / Kids
by sorrystupid / 06/02/2015 at 3:42am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health
Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML
by stilljobless / 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Forever alone / 05/01/2015 at 10:24am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Winxy / 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…