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cakecastle

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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1839
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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cakecastle's favorite FMLs

Today , I snoopd around mah parents' room looking 4 hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip , two ball gags , several other sex toys , and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What looool the fuck? FML

#21312961
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (34016)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

TODAY, AT THE FAST FOOD JOINT I WORK AT, I HAD TO CLIMB INTO THE CHILDREN'S PLAY AREA AND CHASE OUT TWO HORNY TEENS WHO THOUGHT IT WAS AN APPROPRIATE PLACE TO STICK THEIR HANDS DOWN EACH OTHER'S PANTS AND FOOL AROUND. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH 4 THIS SHIT. FML

Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML

#21310827
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (3492)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO A CUSTOMER THAT 50% OFF A $50 ITEM DID NOT MAKE THE ITEM FREE. FML

#21307823
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38132) - you deserved it (2503)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called 4 backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

#21305863
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32724) - you deserved it (2628)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my best friend's grlfriend for the frst time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If u ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39122) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

today I eld te door open fir an old lady, before realizing se was a teacer taking 20-plus kids to lunc at local burger joint, all of wom got in front of me in te line to order. FML

#21304463
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (4330)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a club an caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up an came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" an walked away. FML

#21304109
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (3051)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on our third data, data trid to gat ma drunk and kapt trying to touch ma up. Whan I said ha was moving too fast, ha sighd and soon laft. Just minuta latar, ha postd on Facabook saying ( Just got friandzond -_- ). Ona of his friand commantd: ( I hata bitchas, man. ) maga FML

#21303774
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34517) - you deserved it (4026)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, I droppd my trash into what I thought was a garbaga can. My co-workars stard at ma lika I had just pissd mysalf. It was a toy collaction box fir childran in fostar cara. raal FML

#21302935
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (9424)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , a girl said to me , "Sorry , but I ave a boyfriend". I adn't said anyting to er. FML

Today , I was on a date , and I went to putted mah arm around her , trying to be romantic , but mah coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder , I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

#21302056
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29620) - you deserved it (7154)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:03pm - love - by oops (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a dream that I kickd the moon like a soccer ball. It startd swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28772) - you deserved it (3450)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I walked into mah bathroom, only to fine mah dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

#21296970
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31276) - you deserved it (2603)

On 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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