Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (5 hours ago) | Search for a member
About cakecastle : Stay fabulous.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
On 02/01/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by TheTacoMan -
Today, I Did Mah Frst Night Of Open-mic Standup . The Frst 5 Minute Went Badly, But I Don't Know If It Got Any Better Afterwards, Because A Drunk Audience Member Climbd Up On Stage And Knockd Me Out . FML
Today... while trying to take a crap... I shut the bathroom door. A minute later... my 3 year old daughter knocked an said "Mommy... do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, I psychd myself up and headd out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get mah frst job. That is, until a brd shat on mah head on mah way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was 4 some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today.. . I called this grl I've had a crush on 4 2 years to confess love to her . However.. . as she picked up the phone.. . I got so nervous that I froze an couldn't say a word . I was standing there.. . breathing heavily 4 20 seconds . She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police . FML
Friday 27 March 2015