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cakecastle

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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1837
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my bed fell troug my floor. Wit me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32641) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Yesterday,hile in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running an screaming. One of them stoppd right beside me, turnd to face me, an threw up in mah lap. mega FML

#21350906
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (2070)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm - health - by alostr1 - United States

Today.. . In The Middle Of Mah Haircut.. . The Hairdresser Went Into Labor . They Never Finished Cutting It . Mega FML

#21347835
76 comments

Today, the girl looool I like finally replid to a text I sent a week ago . Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31121) - you deserved it (4002)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35139) - you deserved it (3670)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Did Mah Frst Night Of Open-mic Standup . The Frst 5 Minute Went Badly, But I Don't Know If It Got Any Better Afterwards, Because A Drunk Audience Member Climbd Up On Stage And Knockd Me Out . FML

#21341383
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29369) - you deserved it (3666)

On 01/21/2015 at 12:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today... while trying to take a crap... I shut the bathroom door. A minute later... my 3 year old daughter knocked an said "Mommy... do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30391) - you deserved it (4258)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, I psychd myself up and headd out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get mah frst job. That is, until a brd shat on mah head on mah way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

#21334630
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (2077)

On 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm - work - by sadlrana121 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was 4 some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

#21333944
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (2463)

On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Taday I found mah sister licking all of the silverware an putting it back in the drawer. FML

#21332979
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28999) - you deserved it (2126)

On 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm - misc - by awkwardpineapples - United States (Michigan)

MY FATHER WAS PLAYING WITH SON AND HIS TOY ANIMALS. HE PICKED ONE UP AND SAID... ( WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF AFRICAN HORSE? ) IT WAS A ZEBRA. FAT FML

today I learnd to never invite father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML

#21322693
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (2583)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Unknown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I beat mah boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumpd me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33434) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . I called this grl I've had a crush on 4 2 years to confess love to her . However.. . as she picked up the phone.. . I got so nervous that I froze an couldn't say a word . I was standing there.. . breathing heavily 4 20 seconds . She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police . FML

#21317815
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30996) - you deserved it (8205)

On 12/15/2014 at 6:59am - love - by LonelyGuy (man) - Australia

I was so lonaly, I trid to gat into bd noisalassly whila pratanding I had a boyfriand aslaap in it!! FML

#21317613
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (5233)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm - love - by lonesome - United States (Pennsylvania)



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