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cakecastle

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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3619
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cakecastle : Stay fabulous.

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cakecastle's favorite FMLs

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

#21518846
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23424) - you deserved it (1259)

On 01/24/2016 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

#21515750
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18953) - you deserved it (1399)

On 01/15/2016 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I hate my distant visiting family so much that after work I take a detour and sit in my car on an adjacent street, contemplating reasons not to go home. FML

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

#21509147
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20337) - you deserved it (1265)

On 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by bob the builders pissed off daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML

#21508476
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21958) - you deserved it (4762)

On 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by whatthefuck (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

#21508172
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18760) - you deserved it (9672)

On 12/26/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by oldskoolfun - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat: "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

#21508071
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21931) - you deserved it (1962)

On 12/26/2015 at 12:37pm - money - by buttfingers (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

#21507147
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22877) - you deserved it (1925)

On 12/24/2015 at 1:10am - animals - by lolmyfduplife -

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (1522)

On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

#21499913
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24493) - you deserved it (1574)

On 12/04/2015 at 2:14am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

#21499700
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (1339)

On 12/03/2015 at 3:19pm - misc - by shaft2112 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

#21497440
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23812) - you deserved it (2580)

On 11/27/2015 at 10:52am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

#21496724
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22483) - you deserved it (2002)

On 11/25/2015 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

#21495359
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (2687)

On 11/22/2015 at 12:12am - intimacy - by ugh, why (woman) - Australia

Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML



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