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by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 10:54am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 11:16pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Labro9 / 01/07/2016 at 3:15am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML
by bob the builders pissed off daughter / 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by whatthefuck / 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by oldskoolfun / 12/26/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat: "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
by buttfingers / 12/26/2015 at 12:37pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML
by Anon / 12/04/2015 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
by shaft2112 / 12/03/2015 at 3:19pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 10:52am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 4:35pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
by ugh, why / 11/22/2015 at 12:12am / Australia / Intimacy
by lemonlime66 / 11/19/2015 at 7:25pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
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