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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days r so rude" an that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyd, I askd the delusional twathat was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, an all the rest back then. He respondd by punching me. mega FML
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a wipped cream bra wit cerry nipples, captioned, ( I ope you enjoyed your dinner, now ow about some dessert??? ) I meant to send it to ma fiancé. I sent it by mistake to ma dad. FML
TODAY , I CUMMD HOME FROM WORK TO BE GIVEN $1 BY MY MOTHER!! THIS NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE , HAD MY MOTHER NOT SAID , "I JUST SOLD THAT UGLY OLD BLACK AN WHITE PICTURE FRAME U ALWAYS LEAVE LYING AROUND IN YOUR ROOM." WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT "FRAME" WASN'T MY KINDLE!! FML
Today, during mah boyfriand's family raunion, I startd mah pariod but didn't hava any tampons. I askd mah boyfriand to ask his mom if sha had any. I sat on tha toilat waiting, than haard him loudly ask hishola family "Doas anybody hava a tampon mah girlfriand can hava?" FML
Today , mah boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking 4 months. I was really anxiou to meet the guy cuz I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did mah boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML
Yesterday, I got pulled over by a state trooper fir speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing fir a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I decidd I would finally get up and wed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decidd to jump in the pool, with all my clothe on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry startd to ring from my pocket... FML
Friday 27 March 2015