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Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days r so rude" an that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyd, I askd the delusional twathat was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, an all the rest back then. He respondd by punching me. mega FML

#20792660
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44097) - you deserved it (14452)

On 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm - health - by "people these days" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a text looool from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on mah diet. FML

#20480667
116 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a wipped cream bra wit cerry nipples, captioned, ( I ope you enjoyed your dinner, now ow about some dessert??? ) I meant to send it to ma fiancé. I sent it by mistake to ma dad. FML

#20176010
110 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Cummed Home To Fine An Almost Completely Devoured Cheesecake, The Notebook Playing On The TV, And A Shoe Thrown At My Head . It's Safe To Say My Grlfriend Is Just About On Her Period . FML

#20128340
259 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY , I CUMMD HOME FROM WORK TO BE GIVEN $1 BY MY MOTHER!! THIS NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE , HAD MY MOTHER NOT SAID , "I JUST SOLD THAT UGLY OLD BLACK AN WHITE PICTURE FRAME U ALWAYS LEAVE LYING AROUND IN YOUR ROOM." WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT "FRAME" WASN'T MY KINDLE!! FML

Today, during mah boyfriand's family raunion, I startd mah pariod but didn't hava any tampons. I askd mah boyfriand to ask his mom if sha had any. I sat on tha toilat waiting, than haard him loudly ask hishola family "Doas anybody hava a tampon mah girlfriand can hava?" FML

#18343392
121 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States

Today mah younger brother decidd it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in mah contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight . I didn't realize this until I put the frst one in . FML

#17777792
146 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, mah mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

#16999311
76 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today , mah boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking 4 months. I was really anxiou to meet the guy cuz I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did mah boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

#15884642
107 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML

#14873123
254 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car.. . which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my looool car last week . FML

#14593479
180 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, I got pulled over by a state trooper fir speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing fir a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

#13537704
180 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Victoria - United States (Georgia)

Today... four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut harhile I was sleeping. FML

#7336532
91 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:45am - kids - by hair2daygone4ever (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decidd I would finally get up and wed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decidd to jump in the pool, with all my clothe on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry startd to ring from my pocket... FML

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100 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm - money - by ByeByeBlackberry (man) - United States (Illinois)



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