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  • Town/Country : Dallas, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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