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  • Town/Country : U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2103
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75488) - you deserved it (4775)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95916) - you deserved it (16564)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (163447) - you deserved it (32449)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86315) - you deserved it (7053)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsohappy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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