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by Anonymous / 04/22/2015 at 10:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by ThatSlappinBass / 04/17/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
by HM / 04/16/2015 at 9:10am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
by Exodiafinder687 / 04/12/2015 at 5:06am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I did the smart thing and bought an umbrella before walking to work. My efforts proved useless when a truck ran through a huge puddle and drenched me from head to toe. My underwear was still wet 4 hours later. FML
by Tadpolecrusader / 04/08/2015 at 7:05am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by burnswhenipee / 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML
by PeppermintPenny / 04/06/2015 at 9:54am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
by lameows / 04/03/2015 at 9:57pm / United States / Intimacy
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
by Fred / 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by SteamyPenguin / 03/13/2015 at 11:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2015 at 6:33am / United Kingdom (Barnet) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by no touching / 03/06/2015 at 9:03am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous