About cainightroad : Hi, I'm a gamer and a otaku so yeah...
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by thenanny / 08/15/2016 at 1:14pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/14/2016 at 2:16am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by geli / 08/08/2016 at 8:12pm / Kids
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
by csgocockblock / 07/27/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my friend's little brother's birthday party. A few of the younger kids were hitting me with a pool noodle, and I didn't really care until a 9-year-old loudly exclaimed, "Hit her in the pussy!" FML
by punmessiah / 07/04/2016 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
by whygod / 06/12/2016 at 9:45am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 10:27am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by gross / 06/11/2016 at 3:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
by milliepede / 05/27/2016 at 12:03pm / Health
by hrs220 / 05/21/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by bruised / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely… Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As… Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her…