About cainightroad : Hi, I'm a gamer and a otaku so yeah...
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Today, I went to my friend's little brother's birthday party. A few of the younger kids were hitting me with a pool noodle, and I didn't really care until a 9-year-old loudly exclaimed, "Hit her in the pussy!" FML
by punmessiah / 07/04/2016 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 10:27am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by gross / 06/11/2016 at 3:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
by milliepede / 05/27/2016 at 12:03pm / Health
by hrs220 / 05/21/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by bruised / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by JustMarried / 05/07/2016 at 5:47pm / Ukraine / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
by oh gee / 05/02/2016 at 1:01am / Intimacy
by ShouldICallYouDaddy / 04/30/2016 at 7:49am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy