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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About caggybandicoot : I like eating, singing, and playing video games. I once managed to do all three at the same time.

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Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18271) - you deserved it (1473)

On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

#21490845
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/10/2015 at 2:27pm - love - by Foxy0706 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

#21490397
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23094) - you deserved it (3133)

On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

#21460902
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22509) - you deserved it (2330)

On 08/26/2015 at 9:55am - misc - by aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (2943)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33182) - you deserved it (7936)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21329) - you deserved it (206721)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31224) - you deserved it (3540)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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