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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 137
  • Number of comments : 14
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About caggybandicoot : Where words fail, music speaks. Though punching someone in the face is preferable to blasting Dethklok at them.

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Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18277) - you deserved it (189755)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

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