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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 454
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About caggybandicoot : Where words fail, music speaks. Though punching someone in the face is preferable to blasting Dethklok at them.

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caggybandicoot's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (1992)

On 11/10/2015 at 2:27pm - love - by Foxy0706 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22278) - you deserved it (3014)

On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22207) - you deserved it (2303)

On 08/26/2015 at 9:55am - misc - by aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2924)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32915) - you deserved it (7887)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21072) - you deserved it (205097)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

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