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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 263
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About caggybandicoot : Where words fail, music speaks. Though punching someone in the face is preferable to blasting Dethklok at them.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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caggybandicoot's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (2592)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (7555)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (192675)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26971) - you deserved it (3077)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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