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caggybandicoot
  • Town/Country : Manchester , United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (21 years)
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About caggybandicoot : Where words fail, music speaks. Though punching someone in the face is preferable to blasting Dethklok at them.

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Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

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