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About caggybandicoot : Where words fail, music speaks. Though punching someone in the face is preferable to blasting Dethklok at them.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML
Friday 27 November 2015