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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 November 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1304
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cadillacgal79 : Yes that is my boyfriend in the picture

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cadillacgal79's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30365) - you deserved it (4674)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML


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On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (3132)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 2:28am - work - by jobless - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML


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On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 1:06am - work - by kitkat3308 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I overheard my co-workers referring to me as "Uncle Fester". This is apparently my nickname around the office, and has been for nearly three years. I had no idea. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 9:19am - work - by MyPoorEyes (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML


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On 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML


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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, my attention-seeking, insanely thick co-worker explained that due to her new diet she can't eat bread. She "can eat pizza" though. When we pointed out that they’re pretty much made of the same ingredients, she wouldn’t believe us. I sit right behind this idiot every day. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 10:47am - work - by Vercsi (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML


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On 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by whateven333 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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