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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 November 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1677
  • Number of comments : 330
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About cadillacgal79 : Names Riley,
Up-and-coming freshman, focusing on more drama, student council, and future business leaders of america extracurriculars
Over 1 year with the same guy, longer as friends, love him with all my heart.
Majoring careers I would like: culinary chef or astronomer, if all else fails I'll be a mechanic like my dad.
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Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML


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On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML


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On 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm - kids - by BlazefireSaber (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML


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On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML


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On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 9:00pm - work - by cbarr98 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML


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On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML


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On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML


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On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 2:28am - work - by jobless - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML


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On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)

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