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ca12

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ca12 : Hi! I'm a typical teen who loves 🍔, 🍟, 🍕, ☕, 🍩, 🍦, 🍰, 🍪, 🍫, 🍭 and🍉, her ⚫ and ⚪🐱 called Oreo, and loves to be at 🏡 all day on my 📱 and 💻. I hate 📚 and 👱, though in taken by the best guy I know💑. And if you didn't understand any of that, it's probably because your phone can't read emojis. Have a nice day☀

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ca12's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

#21155744
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44704) - you deserved it (4436)

On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (55801)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

#20583228
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39835) - you deserved it (3964)

On 04/10/2013 at 5:06am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25206) - you deserved it (2850)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (3907)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11562) - you deserved it (195780)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (38254)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

#13566172
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4636) - you deserved it (40520)

On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (184408) - you deserved it (12355)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

#329882
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29262) - you deserved it (304385)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
523 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59699) - you deserved it (327098)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

#165039
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20453) - you deserved it (126335)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46484) - you deserved it (377740)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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