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ca12

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ca12 : Hi! I'm a typical teen who loves 🍔, 🍟, 🍕, ☕, 🍩, 🍦, 🍰, 🍪, 🍫, 🍭 and🍉, her ⚫ and ⚪🐱 called Oreo, and loves to be at 🏡 all day on my 📱 and 💻. I hate 📚 and 👱, though in taken by the best guy I know💑. And if you didn't understand any of that, it's probably because your phone can't read emojis. Have a nice day☀

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Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

#21155744
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43455) - you deserved it (4313)

On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10014) - you deserved it (181578)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

#13566172
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4571) - you deserved it (40139)

On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176780) - you deserved it (11883)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

#329882
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26713) - you deserved it (288519)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54025) - you deserved it (312997)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

#165039
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19214) - you deserved it (122050)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42183) - you deserved it (349117)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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