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Today I attended my mother's funeral. My husband cummed too an during the service I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves until he started snorting too an I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today... I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out... I snatchd a pair of my wife's panties. Later... we had a cook out 4 my birthday... where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, after calling the insurance plan fir my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the storehile trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I confessed to mah girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, an left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was visiting ma new in-laws for te frst time . During an awkward silence, I took ma pone an figured I'd send ma friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood ligtened up a little an I felt quite well until ma moter-in-law's pone beeped . Yep . FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

yesterday a package was deliverd to my ouse, addressd to me, clerely markd "sexual ealt products". Inside were condoms, birt control pills, an an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic an groundd me. Woever stagd tis "ilarious" prank: well playd, assole. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

2day I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I startd rapping!! I realizd the room was emptyhen, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joind in!! FML

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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tried on a new perfume. Wen my boyfriend ugged me, e commented tat I smelled like is mom. I don't know wo was more surprised by te simultaneous bulge in is pants. FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 3:21am - intimacy - by Uncomfortable (woman) -

today I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onion 4 his dish he warned us to be ready 4 the ( typical reactions ). Everyone teared up. Meanwhile I popped a boner. So much 4 typical. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw mah ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago cuz he told me he was gay. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)



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