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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 966
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About c4rpi0 : Hey! My name Is cristian and I love playing/watching basketball any time of the day. I also read a little bit on the side one of the greatest books I think is "The Fault in our Stars" by John Green. I'm currently still a student and have part time job I'm a pretty passive guy and have a whatever attitude on most things I just try to live and let live. Also I love this website one of my biggest goals is to get at least one FML published

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Today,hile working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand an asked fir someone else to make his sub, cuz he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

#20871412
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52438) - you deserved it (3505)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by /(•'_'•)\ (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was getting freaky wit my boyfriend and told im to spank me. In a seductive voice, e told me not to tell im wat to do. Continuing, I askd im ow e was going to punis me, to wic e ten replid, "I'm going to punc u straigt in te face." FML

#20798640
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56361) - you deserved it (12018)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today... as I was about to enter a public restroom... a man walked out and said... "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of mah life." It was the ladies restroom. FML

#20785565
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46657) - you deserved it (3114)

On 07/16/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , a grl from mah college , who's been following me around for months , finally asked me out!! Not being interested , I politely declined!! Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis!! mega FML

#20752684
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49519) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/28/2013 at 3:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I confessed to mah girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, an left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26438) - you deserved it (133259)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64829) - you deserved it (5967)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I Forgot To Log Out Of Mah Facebook Account Before Leaving Fir Work. When I Got Back Home, I Discovered That Mah Brother Had Gone Through And Commented ( Quack ) On All Mah Friend's Duckfacing Photos. She Was Not Pleased. FML

#20588155
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28100) - you deserved it (44999)

On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on mah left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited 4 me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

#20427625
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38413) - you deserved it (14571)

On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm ( a liar and a cheating bastard . ) I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me . FML

#20427124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38787) - you deserved it (7975)

On 12/28/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Alone - United States

Today... after giving mah husband a new video game that he's been wanting... along with homemade waffles an a surprise blowjob... he gave me mah gift: two packets of ramen noodles... an toilet paper. FML

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, an I don't even have a driver's license. fat FML

#20420365
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (3213)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by CambodianAsshole (man) - United States (California)

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45955) - you deserved it (25224)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She lookd pretty thin so to make her feel better I said that she lookd small. She said ( Well u haven't seen me nakd. ) For some reason I replid ( Not that u know of. ) FML

#20417936
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15213) - you deserved it (35130)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday , I took child to the park. Having been there an hour , another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children , pointing to child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

#20415890
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16984) - you deserved it (47574)

On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today.. . I asked mah grlfriend to marry me . She pretended not to hear me . FML

#20413271
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51509) - you deserved it (4647)

On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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