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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 June 1975 (39 years)
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Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10659) - you deserved it (17489)

On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 4:45am - love - by oops (man) - United States (California)



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