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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26886) - you deserved it (13538)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26886) - you deserved it (13538)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

#15919542
162 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
107 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

#14475268
96 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by worksux (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into my first car accident. I hit my own parked car while trying to drive my mother's car into the garage. FML

#14207405
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8192) - you deserved it (23425)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by dumbass (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML

#14205128
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23691) - you deserved it (20540)

On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a v-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year old grandma. FML

#14051903
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9540) - you deserved it (53893)

On 12/01/2010 at 8:14pm - love - by agentile (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

#14048087
196 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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122 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)



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