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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 December 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1282
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, after working out and feeling really confident, I entered a mixed wrestling competition. My first match was against a woman who was over a foot taller than me. She managed to easily lift me over her head and toss me out of the ring within seconds. Confidence: gone. FML

#20160946
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15904) - you deserved it (6681)

On 11/12/2012 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my newly ex-fiancé, the father of my 5-year-old child, moved out of state with no warning. I just spent my last $500 paying off his car, and the rent is due tomorrow. FML

#20144316
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22029) - you deserved it (5325)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:35pm - love - by lilithfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my newly ex-fiancé, the father of my 5-year-old child, moved out of state with no warning. I just spent my last $500 paying off his car, and the rent is due tomorrow. FML

#20144316
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22029) - you deserved it (5325)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:35pm - love - by lilithfaye (woman) - United States

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

#20097040
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (1886)

On 10/01/2012 at 5:09pm - love - by Lisa - United States (New York)

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

#20033836
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (1560)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

#20024660
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11431) - you deserved it (151941)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7870) - you deserved it (25326)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27156) - you deserved it (28066)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6553) - you deserved it (59933)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33719) - you deserved it (2543)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

#18633167
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (26721)

On 12/28/2011 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
144 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
135 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30156) - you deserved it (9481)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)



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