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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1990 (25 years)
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Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (1490)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)



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