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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About byron17 : Moi, just the average FML fanatic!!!!!!!!!!

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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byron17's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51504) - you deserved it (11710)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (758612) - you deserved it (62265)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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