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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About byattwain : Football, tennis, hunting, fishing, and occasionally ride some of our horses

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byattwain's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - love - by whatjusthappened - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML


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On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

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