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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (22 years)
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Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

#15260051
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40285) - you deserved it (3467)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

#15259296
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27630) - you deserved it (4749)

On 03/10/2011 at 2:53am - misc - by jules - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17839) - you deserved it (49533)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

#15001242
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51482) - you deserved it (5092)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33607) - you deserved it (12342)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

#14948689
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39322) - you deserved it (3369)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

#14893456
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47702) - you deserved it (3024)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51359) - you deserved it (4027)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41052) - you deserved it (23856)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52014) - you deserved it (8581)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53147) - you deserved it (4305) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (15303)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

#14698067
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40166) - you deserved it (7704)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

#14689182
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38863) - you deserved it (6920)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

#14682600
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33419) - you deserved it (7853)

On 01/23/2011 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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