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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
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yesterday I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

#4264267
68 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, at the dentist, the new, rather ary assistant went to prep me for an extraction!! She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood!! She was trying to pull out ( that werd wre thing )!! In other words, my permanent retainer!! FML

#3958624
177 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was standing by the bd nakd, waiting 4 mah wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door an walks over to me, swinging her hips, wereing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, an uses mah 'junk' to catch herself. big fat FML

#3950301
181 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today a resident went missing at our nursing ome. Wen I found im a man in a blue sirt and red pants e started yelling at me in confusion. I just tougt it was is alziemers. Wen I brougt im to ma administrator I was told te missing resident was wereing a red sirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

#3933300
62 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 4:22pm - health - by torkx3 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I PULLED UP NEXT TO MAH BOYFRIEND AT A STOPLIGHT . HE WAS IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR . REAL FML

#3929849
94 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I awoke to mah husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back fir the past few nights, an have complained of a looool "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360
96 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I ad a cack-up wit my darmatologist. Wan I took off my pants sa noticad a small mark on my panis and was concarnad. I ad to inform ar tat it was not in fact a mola but a bruisa from gatting it stuck in a Snappla bottla two days prior to ta cack-up. FML

#3686221
180 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today , my mum calld and told me she had bought me a new , white dish washer for my apartment cuz it doesn't have one . I was SO excitd and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could . I only had to pay her $1.25 . She bought me a sponge . FML

#3650725
125 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wrote a long wall post on mah teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deletd it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including wat was written on the post? FML

#3389905
186 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by Sallyfromtheseashore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends . I was a little buzzed an had to pee so bad . I rushed into the bathroom an as I sat down I felt a squish on mah upper thigh . Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat . FML

#3173139
161 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States

Taday After Buying The Plane Ticket To Glendale..!! CA To Visit 17 Year Old Courtneyho I Met On A Dating Website..!! She Called Me Fir The First Time To Say That She Was Actually 19 Year Old Seth From Atlanta..!! GA!! FML

#2903114
246 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 1:42am - love - by gabe8 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML

#2740699
364 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was playing piano 4 a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turns to me an scream at me to stop. I had turned the page an had begun to play "Let's call the whole thing off." FML

#2730448
81 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 8:14pm - work - by Chipper (man) - United States (California)



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