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bvq25
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 May 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 102
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bvq25 : i'm relatively new to FML and see it as entertainment. i play WoW(alliance) and have an amazing boyfriend. i'm a computer geek with an odd sense of humor. favorite commenters: DocBastard,Perdix

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Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37638) - you deserved it (3807)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26362) - you deserved it (3520)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)



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