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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1996 (18 years)
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Today , I was feeling depressd an got very , very drunk . This evening , I was feeling equally desperate , an endd up having to get my special dildo removd from my asshole at the hospital . FML

#20051425
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12436) - you deserved it (35982)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today , Mah Girlfriend And I Were Having Sex. I Thought I'd Be Spontanous And Spice Things Up , And Gave Her A Spank Across The Butt. She Started Crying. FML

#20051213
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (15949)

On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by trowing rocks at ma window and singing a song about ow muc e loves me. Tis would ave been extremely sweet if e would ave gotten ma window instead of ma dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (2025)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I reconcild after having a huge fight last week . We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place . We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passd out . FML

#20043150
113 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by unfucked (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

#20037487
174 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I WAS AT WAL-MART WALKING AROUND WHEN I SLIPPED ON SOME WATER AND TWISTED MY ANKLE. AS I WAS GETTING UP A MAN COMES UP TO ME AND SAID ( THERE'S SOME WATER ON THE FLOOR WATCH OUT. ) FML

#17770342
117 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drove my two kids to there friends houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowd down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticd the sped reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left u 4 a reason." FML

#196936
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51302) - you deserved it (40266)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)



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