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Today, I finally received the last check from my insurance company after my house flooded 10 months ago. Tonight my house flooded again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43872) - you deserved it (3341)

On 02/02/2014 at 6:32am - love - by itwasalongnight -

Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (32987)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19890) - you deserved it (1664)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

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On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)



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