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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 May 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85955) - you deserved it (19853)

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