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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6303
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94364) - you deserved it (22532)

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