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buttcramp

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buttcramp

24Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1279
  • Number of comments : 578
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About buttcramp : I have the FML app on my phone. I like to read the FMLs mostly and skim the comments. Occasionally I leave a comment, but I always vote lol because sometimes I feel like all the posts are by people who are totally fucked and making light of it, or oblivious people who don't know they deserved it hahahaha :)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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