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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 545
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About buttcramp : I have the FML app on my phone. I like to read the FMLs mostly and skim the comments. Occasionally I leave a comment, but I always vote lol because sometimes I feel like all the posts are by people who are totally fucked and making light of it, or oblivious people who don't know they deserved it hahahaha :)

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