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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 293
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About butman : I just want sleep but I have Internet...

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Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34732) - you deserved it (11526)

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