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buster1104
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
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I agree, your life sucks (5201) - you deserved it (42393)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

#4484
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I agree, your life sucks (54403) - you deserved it (6487)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5101) - you deserved it (47786)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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