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burninsnow

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burninsnow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 482
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About burninsnow : I'm just a boring person really.

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Visits<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 9:10pm<b>cotteb</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:53pm<b>GimonMon</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:46am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:28pm<b>mace275</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:53am<b>jbizzle1987</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:59pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:57pm<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:30pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:31pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:03am<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:46pm<b>CourtJester27</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 8:52am<b>RayRey009</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:51am<b>steve1122</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:39am<b>chasea9797</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:01am<b>marcusterry</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:39pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:09pm<b>drunk_crow</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:31pm

Fucked!<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:57pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:13pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:09pm<b>Devindelon</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:24pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 7:02pm<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 4:25am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:50am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:14am<b>linemanjason</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:02am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:10am<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:17am<b>spike7447</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:11am<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 5:08am

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burninsnow's favorite FMLs

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17612) - you deserved it (32953)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML

#21389932
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29755) - you deserved it (2126)

On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

#21389862
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23854) - you deserved it (17533)

On 04/08/2015 at 6:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

#21389237
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (2558)

On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

#21388685
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31536) - you deserved it (9787)

On 04/06/2015 at 3:38pm - love - by rhunter17 -

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (4776)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

#21386936
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32150) - you deserved it (3400)

On 04/03/2015 at 9:41am - health - by Ravhi Karia - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38691) - you deserved it (2091)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' joke on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

#21385709
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (10537)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:46pm - work - by TecheyTim - United States (New York)

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (3591)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

#21384513
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24322) - you deserved it (2085)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23057) - you deserved it (12495)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32437) - you deserved it (3037)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

#21382737
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (2129)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)



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