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Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19475) - you deserved it (10366)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (2367)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

#21382737
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (1993)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25100) - you deserved it (3962)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36426) - you deserved it (3082)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML

#21289586
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33983) - you deserved it (12931)

On 11/01/2014 at 8:58am - misc - by That Guy - United States (Florida)

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML

#21283412
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (3722)

On 10/22/2014 at 9:33pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML

#21274254
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27038) - you deserved it (2396)

On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I entered the lecture hall where my class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticed that none of the other students looked familiar. I quickly realised that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showed up and told me to get out. FML

Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

#21238351
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (51132)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

#21215497
88 comments

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On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

#21211312
81 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML

#21209954
127 comments

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On 07/15/2014 at 6:04pm - work - by mister_pinky (man) - United States (Oregon)



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