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Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
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On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
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On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
180 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
180 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
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On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
131 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
160 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML

#18718517
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On 01/05/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by silvernights21 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
140 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
108 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States



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