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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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bummerbums's favorite FMLs

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38728) - you deserved it (5720)

On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34190) - you deserved it (5164)

On 09/19/2013 at 11:18am - health - by BarryShitpeas - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41648) - you deserved it (5141)

On 09/01/2013 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by selfesteemloss (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

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