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Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 10:46am - work - by deliveryboy - China (Shanghai)
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 12:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 7:45pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by thelunarwolf -
Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -
Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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