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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 361
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bullshittery : I'm a troll. Plain and simple. Don't like me: my life remains the same.

I hate people on FML that try to use it as an advice column. I also hate people that take it too seriously. I hate people who take social issues too harshly such as religion, abortion, gay rights, etc. Fact is: it's a preference just like pizza. You're always going to have an opinion and it's going to be a novel. Just don't bother. It's FML -- not debate team.

Spelling: Why is it someone your age 100 years ago can do it better than you and they never had spell check? FYL

And since everyone has their favorite posters, I decided to put a list of my own...those I'd love to donate some man goo to:
saysayok, ohxdamnxkay02, faydanielle, micahsmommy, beccaishereyay

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