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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About bulbasaur14 : um... wull I want my FML's to be liked, then again who doesn't... but mine aren't that bad... are they...?

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Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43913) - you deserved it (13896)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (23078)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58631) - you deserved it (3816)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25469) - you deserved it (64068) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, after cricket training, the homeless man that lives in the drain next to the nets threw a beer bottle full of piss at me for rejecting him for a date last week. I ducked; it sailed through my car’s open window and smashed all over the seats. FML

#20738647
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On 06/21/2013 at 5:04am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51210) - you deserved it (7725)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, whom I supported through the death of his father, and whose invalid mother I also took care of, suddenly dumped me. The fact that I've put on a little weight due to recent stress disgusts him, and he "can't date a chubster". FML



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